Spontaneous Marriage Retardant

I love Las Vegas as much as the next guy — if not more. I mean I love Vegas — gambling, cocktails, dining, strip clubs… What’s not to love? Sure, a weekend of innocent debauchery in “Sin City” can lead to some fuzzy decision making — I know I shouldn’t have plunked another C-note on the blackjack table at four in the a.m. after enough beer drinking to make me a charter member in just about any frat. But the reality of Vegas is that not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

While the town might unencumber me of my extra greenbacks and brain cell, it’s good to know that they’ve got my back in one area and help me from making at least one hasty decision in the heat of the moment…

Vegas closing 24-hour marriage office

(Associated Press) Spontaneous lovebirds and celebrities take note: there won’t be any more early morning quickie marriages in Vegas. After years of sanctioning hastily made matches, the Las Vegas marriage bureau plans to close its all-night counter. County officials approved a new 8 a.m.-to-midnight schedule that will take effect next Wednesday, eliminating 24-hour marriage license service on Fridays, Saturday and holidays.

The counter did not offer after-midnight service Monday through Thursday.

Officials said the move would affect less than 4 percent of the licenses issued by the bureau and save $200,000 a year.

But the cost-cutting move could jeopardize Las Vegas’ self-proclaimed standing as the marriage capital of the world, although it could also save the rich and spontaneous from some high-profile grief.

Britney Spears, Nicky Hilton and Demi Moore and Bruce Willis all wed in the late-night hours in Las Vegas.

All three unions ended in divorce, with Spears’ January 2004 nuptial to childhood pal Jason Alexander being annulled just 55 hours later. Moore’s marriage to Willis, however, lasted 13 years.

Charlotte Richards, whose 24-hour Little White Wedding Chapel married Spears, said she was saddened by the change.

“Let’s face it, man, this is Las Vegas. This is the marriage capital of the world,” she said. “People just automatically think, `Let’s go to Las Vegas! They’re open all night!'”

Richards said she marries 10 to 20 couples after midnight on a typical weekend. She provides a stretch limo to shuttle the betrothed back and forth to the courthouse to obtain a license for the ceremony. She said pre-dawn weddings are popular among members of the military, lovers driving in from Southern California and celebrities.

“All the stars come out at night,” Richards said. “People that are high profile, when they come down to Las Vegas to get married, they don’t want to come in the middle of the day when people are around. They like the privacy.”

County officials, who issued 122,259 licenses last year, said the new schedule won’t prevent holy matrimony after midnight, but will just force a little planning to obtain a license in advance.

“They just can’t run down to the bureau at 3:05 and be married by 3:10. They have to give just a little thought to the process,” said County Clerk Shirley Parraguirre.

So sure, honey. Let’s go to Vegas.

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